Vice

I have decided to prove myself a villain
-No, seriously, I'm the bad guy here
I mean ... Hear the dastardly footsteps
Eerie isn't it.
Evil, the cloak I wear.

So why be vice?
Well it's simple ...
Although I asked that question
Once.
Or twice.
Why vice?

Because no one wants to take the blame for anything that happens.
I mean it's never anybody's fault
Except when it is.
So I'll take the blame for you
I'll accept my blame
Shit, Akon, you can blame me too.

Burdens are there to be bore,
And since no one will step up to the plate,
I'll bat for us all.